Kilts for everyone
If uniforms are absolutely necessary make everyone where the same thing. Pants and shorts for all.
The standard child school uniform should be a michelin man costume.
Identity: protected
Safety: ensured
Chefs: embittered
Bullies: confused
This is how the schools are here in Arizona. Uniforms, but pants and shorts for all the students. Girls can also wear skirts, but really its just shorts that look like skirts.
If you were curious, there’s a name for those: skorts! They were very popular when I was a kid.
I love skorts omg. I haven’t seen them in years.
Very common in the kids section of the store, since little girls are just as likely as any other kid to climb over and under things.
It’s fucking backward to force little girls into skirts.
School uniforms promote a more classless society. In retrospect I definitely would have favored them. Of course they should be unisex.
Only when the kids’ parents can afford the uniforms, which has historically been used to divide the poor from the middle and upper classes.
Mass-produced, unisex speed suits for everyone!
“What is a speed suit? Only the perfect habilitant for the science minded man, who knows both comfort and ease and demands them from his clothing. In a speed suit you say to the world: ‘Look out! I know what I’m wearing for the rest of my life!'” — Dr. Venture
I’m so glad someone got my reference!
And kids into uniforms
They have their pros and cons. I wore a uniform to a public school (Australia) and it definitely meant that I had one less thing to worry about every day: being judged by what I wore. As an adolescent that meant a lot, and getting the freedom to wear whatever as an adult has meant that:
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I got to learn what’s appropriate before I got that freedom and
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I had the maturity to not care what others thought about how I dressed.
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I went to a school uniform school (uk). It had its pros and cons but having 5 polo shirts, 2 sweaters, 3 pairs of black trousers (pants), a pair of shoes and a backpack wasn’t the craziest ask for a decade of schooling.