So you had a car (with faulty AC, WHAT A TRAGEDY!), a laptop, regularly updating smartphones and a house.

I suppose you just have overly-high expectations from life. Your situation isn’t “poverty”. Even by 1st world country standards.

“Piracy” isn’t piracy.

It is too cold anyway…

Oh, GCC, here you are… Go back to the IDE, we have plenty of errors to process!

English doesn’t have this word? Read it as a “standard unit”.

Private Dumbass, it is an invasion!

Because usually they use the super fat flavor of Java. Jabba Fatt tier of lardiness Java.

Perl is disappointing too. I always considered it as an etalon shit-script.

Rotate your phone 180 degrees.

Features:

1. Some small back-incompatibilities to irritate devs.
2. Moving menues around to irritate users.
3. More logs to spy on users.
4. More lags and freezes to stimulate upgrades.
5. Some evil shit for the sake of evil.
6. New wallpapers.
7. Some AI shit nobody asked for.
8. … More shit…
9. Even more shit…

Teacher, leave the kids alone!

So… Lying in the box waiting for the death?

You can afford a comfortable bed?

To prevent the battery from rusting it is wise to cover it with some lubricant. Obviously you wouldn’t paint it with glycerine, so you can just wash it with benzin which leaves a small film after the light fractions are vaporized.

Chicken-based food, most probably.

Marketers aren’t intelligent either, so I see no reason to listen to them.

The Atari chess program can play chess better than the Boeing 747 too. And better than the North Pole. Amazing!

Who said “instead”? Putin wants all. And NATO has serious problems with articulating “No”.

Yes, but you can have 14.768 types of smartphones and colourful stickers. Isn’t it better?

Poor and sober. Can it be considered as ok?