You don’t win life because you have more toys than the other guy
those who’s lives are so miserable they are incapable of having a laugh and trying to enjoy life
Bet she always prefers being on top
Makes me wonder if the surfer prefers oversized cocks
Must be fascinating to sit on a toilet and pee on a stick
Funniest ever regarding mis spelled word
I think you have to go with oversized mittens
I had a friend that took a college course in Penis Inspection. Any freshman could take that course. But you had to be a Senior for the more challenging course “The Penis and the amazing differences between the cut and uncut”
Shaving my face to look respectable is enough of a pan in the ass. I refuse to spend more time prettying up my cock for a picture
You just had to ruin my fun of having an excuse to shave my balls
So what I don’t understand is if it works as you say, which I do believe is true, then why the fuck do they jerk you around with taking this off, or that off. It’s all just bullshit. It’s bad enough that I have to deal with tools on the plane but you just have to fuck with me just to get on the plane
Would I be able to fool the scanner if I completely shaved my member and scrotum, and then tucked my member under my thigh?
Agreed. Why can’t we have attendants at the door. They just reach down the front of your pants. It’s simple and helps the economy adding jobs. And I’ll bet they would be overwhelmed with applications. Many of the attendants would say, “Sorry we ran out of vinyl gloves so I need to shove my bare hand down your pants”
I believe what you are saying but really didn’t think the scanners were capable of actually seeing your genital area as if it was an Xray
Because I really wanted this job I thought long and hard about my answer before finally writing it down in my application. My answer was “a large uncut cock dripping precum”. I really thought that I aced it and was so crushed when I didn’t get the job.
It was a job that I really wanted and was really disappointed when told my answer to this question is what lost me the job
Work for a director of a large company. I hear many things. The head of HR immediately comes in to “see” the guy I work for anytime someone has a legit complaint about things in the department. NOT to talk to the director to mediate the issue but how to fuck the person making the complaint
excellent shit post. Still laughing
Have you read the “shitpost” rules?
Since the beginning of time every honest male would give this answer