Always loved Normal Rockwell. Back when we were little and my brother and I would get sick, there was an old tray our mom would bring us our food on with this scene on it. The look on that kid’s face, just the epitome of “you greedy motherfucker.”

Admit it, you had the gummy bears too, huh?

That’s… Actually not a bad idea. Place dummy sets on legitimate servers that then feed into legitimate looking, but flagged, accounts. Sprinkle them into legitimate datasets too. Flood the dark web with fake info that goes off like a landmine when used.

I’m sure that’s something that already gets done. At least, I’d hope it does.

530Niiiieeiiiine

You’ll never forget it.

Home Improvement is where I learned that, hence the picture of Wilson, who’s the one who brought it up.

It’s a little too dry…

The Simpsons told me what an aglet is years ago.

The question is, do you know what this is?

Just another reason to stop buying consoles. Imagine building or buying a pc for your OS to just be like, “No, we think you’re pirating something. We’re going to lock your system and make it entirely unusable. Enjoy your ~$1000 paperweight!”

Must be a slow day in the news if the BBC is just now covering Ben Drowned…

Edit: link to the creepypasta page for the unfamiliar

I also recommend the Godzilla creepypasta for anyone who’s never read it. The ending gets a little too cheesy, but it’s definitely a classic.

Snake Plissken, actually

Man, just in time for them to release the 108 version of their keyboard…

They banned plastic grocery bags in my state to cut down on plastic waste… Now I have to buy more plastic “trash” bags to throw away…

“Son of God? The Pharises hate this one trick…”

Because white people wouldn’t follow an olive skinned, middle eastern Jew into a supermarket let alone into the gates of heaven…

Hell, nowadays we’d either have him committed or deported…

Well that was rude… They just want to know how to die their hair! Reported…

Well, the ones we get in the store are typically a lot younger and have had their head and legs removed already…

Kiwi, on average stand 1.5-2 feet tall and weigh around 3-8lbs depending on their size and sex. Roughly about the size of a chicken. This one is average sized.

It looks like grandpa got out of his room at the home and is now roaming the halls…

“I’M PRESIDENT!”

“You sure are, Mr. Trump, now let’s get you back to the ‘Oval Office’ in time for your meds…”

“You here four hour!”