No sane individual is going to pay for a subscription for phone backgrounds.
That is absolutely a stupid business idea and the people who came up with it should be publicly shamed.
No sane individual is going to pay for a subscription for phone backgrounds.
That is absolutely a stupid business idea and the people who came up with it should be publicly shamed.
There were no adults in the room because this story is fake.
This is a good one, filing it away for future children…
This green text, like every post on AitA is a work of fiction.
They don’t want their lemmy post demonetised.
I’m not going to pay to see it but if the choice of the song magical mystery tour sets up the tone of the movie it could be a bit of fun.
Pretty sure kids will like it.
Chris! Is that a weed?! I’m calling the police!!!
Best you can hope for on bumble is a ‘hey’ from the woman.
That’s all they ever need to say, because again, it’s stacked heavily in favour of women so when they send 100 ‘hey 👋🏼’ messages they get 95 replies that have to carry the entire conversation. It sucks but that’s the reality.
PSA: If you’re a guy on a dating site and you reply with just “hey” or something similar to a lady then you’ve fucked up.
You get one shot at a semi-witty reply that may get her to smile before your reply is buried under 100 other guys also vying for her attention.
Just quickly read her profile and make some kind of riff off of it with an open ended question.
“Hey blahblah I saw you liked The Office, I’m more of a fan of working from home myself.
Also, why’s everyone seem to be looking for Jim? Who’s that guy?”
Yes make it public.
No real reason not to.
The myth that you can go to jail and it’s free board and food is exactly that, a myth.
You’ll pay for it one way or another.
It’s peddled by conservatives who think that jail is some kind of walk in the park. Sure there are nicer prisons but it’s still prison. No one really prefers it to being out on the street.
Hate to break it to you, you’ve been drinking water made from something’s shit for as long as you’ve been alive.
Models come in all shapes and sizes, you don’t have to be Calvin Klein level to get jobs.
Did someone call an ambulance for him? Because she straight up annihilated him.
Stop. I can only get so erect.
I don’t get it, is she saying you’re well endowed?
Because this is the internet and you can just say you’re packing a huge hog. No one will really know or care.
Ahhh they are inextricably linked to a previous partner and you’re expected to become a parental figure if the relationship goes anywhere serious.
Some people (like me) really don’t want an instant family.
I take my hat off to those who don’t have kids but date parents; they are better people than I.
Stardew Valley
Valheim
Dota 2
I’d like to meet the teenager in 2024 that can afford cocaine.