They never do. It’s always these outrageous headlines, but they never actually harm anything.

“Just Stop Oil HORRIFICALLY DEFACES STONEHENGE!”

No, actually they put gentle water washable biodegradable paint on it. It disappeared after the first light mist.

Because they love everything from China. Woks, genocide, pollution, capitalism, murdering protesters, they love it all.

Outside of Australia and maybe NZ, a thong is a particularly revealing piece of underwear. A g-string. Thongs are called flip-flops.

It was behind glass. A janitor had to take some Windex to it. The horror!

Bioavailability of oral melatonin is very poor though. IIRC it’s about 10%, so that 5mg sounds about right.

It wooshed me on the first read, I probably wouldn’t have gotten the joke if your comment didn’t make me do a double take 🙂

The goose is only a nuisance if you don’t want to harm it (I’m in the not harming geese camp). If you’re planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.

Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.

Considering Russia’s past performance in naval warfare in the Pacific, we’re probably better off without them.

He had to look up the word sex.

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Enjoy eating rocks, I guess?

I just blocked individual hexbear and lemmygrad users that were annoying (posting pig anuses or dogpiling/gish galloping/whatabouting). Took a lot of blocking, but a few hundred blocks later later, most of the hexbears and tankies left are pretty chill. I don’t want to end up in a bubble and only hear opinions I already agree with. I think I did block one far right instance entirely, cause I don’t value the ideas of bigots and fascists. Can’t remember who it was though.

I work in a restaurant and 10 lbs of onions lasts 36 hours. We buy the shittiest chef knife Ed Don has to offer and it’s fine. I like nice knives on a hobby level, but they’re not necessary on a personal or professional level.

They can open every piece of mail and read the contents.

COBOL predates DOS by more than 20 years though. It truly is ancient.

COBOL was developed in the late 50s

Owning a house is fine, being a landlord is despicable.

Type-C ports are a lot more sensitive to dirt in my experience. I can keep it working if I clean the port every couple weeks, but at this point I just pretend phones don’t have charging ports.

He’s the commander in chief of the US military. If there aren’t repercussions for exceeding his authority, it’s essentially unlimited.