I could eat bechamel with a spoon like it was yogurt. How do you make it garlic?
I could eat bechamel with a spoon like it was yogurt. How do you make it garlic?
What’s in a vegan shake? Never even considered it for a vegan conversion.
No. It was his Johnson.
Second only to a death, divorce is the biggest possible deal for a family, and I’m tired of people pretending like it’s not. It’s valid in cases of abuse, or if the unhappiness is to a degree where it becomes emotionally damaging to the kids, but divorce should not even be put on the list of available options. Divorce is what you do when none of the available options end up working.
Do you have kids? I used to hate when people would ask me that question before I had kids, because it seems to imply that having them places your opinion on a higher tier. Now that I do, I try and avoid it as much as possible for that reason, but I do understand that parenting is one of the theaters where theory space, and optimal practice, can be very different. The fact is, they never have to know, at least until they’re old enough to understand. They don’t have to know that Dad is sad when he’s alone with Mom, because we still have fun and laugh as a family when they are present. The lesson that I’m teaching them by example, is that it is better to have one bedroom than two, then to have to decide whether they want to live with mom or dad most of the time, that even though Mom and Dad civilly argue sometimes, we can still be a family, and be happy most of the time, rather than give up on a promise made before they were born because of factors they can’t possibly understand yet.
Oh hey. Did you spend some time as an adolescent male in the 90’s as well? I thought I recognized you.
Porn is the only reason I am still married. After our second kid, my wife’s already low sex drive dropped to asexual. She is a wonderful mother, but she is either willfully or ignorantly oblivious to any romantic advance. I get, on average, about one fully clothed, under-the-covers hand job every 6 months or so that’s so unenthusiastic that I am reminded why I stopped trying to get her to do it. I am sexually starving. The only thing I want in the world right now is to feel the warm touch of someone who actually wants to touch me again, but I’d rather die, lonely, but married to her than let my kids grow up in a broken home…
So ya, I jerk off to porn after she goes to bed.
What did you do?
Do it again, but include sneezing this time.
Temu drugs would ship in a Ziploc sandwich bag with the name of the drug misspelled in black sharpie on a piece of tan masking tape stuck to it.
No. It’s empty. I might as well have said “every giraffe that I currently own”.
All of the cash currently in my wallet will go to whoever can recreate this image again, except with all of the Kamales in the same position, and with the same facial expression and look of intensity as in the original image.
Is trump still doing Cameo?
What is a celt?
Mmmmm… Bathe me in the warmth of your rage stemming from your objectively incorrect opinions…
Real talk though, I appreciate that it’s popular, and I may simply have not watched enough of it, but the dozen or so random episodes I’ve seen just never really bit me.
Tell us about the Dust Bowl again Grandpa!
FACT CHECK: Actually, Squidbillies is good, Aquateen Hunger Force is the bad show.
Doing the sex?