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Source: https://t.me/pravdaGerashchenko_en/28697

In Russian Belgorod, a woman reported a blue blanket on a yellow balcony to the local security department. She wrote that “measures need to be taken”.

Shortly after, she received thanks for her vigilance and a report that the blanket was taken down, accompanied by a photo.

Russian paranoia is blooming.

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    Homer: Marge! Marge! They’re calling you a war crime on the TV again.

    Marge: Oh Geez. If people would just talk over their differences, they’d find they have a lot of other things to hate each other for.

    Lisa: But Moooooommmmm, Russia is the aggressor in this state, and Ukraine has the right to defend itself!

    Bart: Aggressive like my farts. And more deadly then Russian bombs.

    Lisa: Moooom. Bart is becoming a mouth piece of the Russian state again!

    Homer: Enough you two, I told you not to argue geo-politics, when I am not sober. And not during football season.

    Bart: But you’re never sober…

    Homer: Exactly. new beer can opens

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      Do you write for the Simpsons? Because that was terrible