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Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Anon freezes time

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Anon freezes time

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Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

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And that is why you should always test newfound superpowers on a small scale before blowing your load on freezing time for 6 months you depraved Anon
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  apply it to a corner before using it on the whole surface
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    Instructions unclear, am prostitute and my pimp never lets me leave my corner.
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  How apropos.
  
  https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/k5b36a/anon_can_stop_time/
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  blowing your load
  
  Nice

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