🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon records a slow motion videosh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1371arrow-down15
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minus-squareWolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up76arrow-down1·2 months ago no gif in the post Somewhere out there, there’s a 5s hosting a video of a dresser getting absolutely molested, and none of us will ever get to see it. So many modern treasures languish in digital prisons.
minus-squareladicius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·2 months agoMake that video yourself. There’s no scarcity on dicks, furniture and smartphones.
minus-squareWolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoThrough the power of Craigslist, I’ve recreated anon’s masterpiece. I understand now why it must remain hidden. We’re not ready.
Somewhere out there, there’s a 5s hosting a video of a dresser getting absolutely molested, and none of us will ever get to see it. So many modern treasures languish in digital prisons.
Make that video yourself.
There’s no scarcity on dicks, furniture and smartphones.
Through the power of Craigslist, I’ve recreated anon’s masterpiece. I understand now why it must remain hidden. We’re not ready.