neidu3@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 päivää sittenWho's fastest, Sonic or The Flash?message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareWho's fastest, Sonic or The Flash?neidu3@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 päivää sittenmessage-square18fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFenderStratocaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·12 päivää sittenNeither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can’t walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.
minus-squareFenderStratocaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 päivää sittenNo, he had Yeezy’s. This wasn’t 1964.
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 päivää sittenThat was Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez
Neither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can’t walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.
P.F. Flyers?
No, he had Yeezy’s. This wasn’t 1964.
That was Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez