This is the ELI5 we all needed

That sounds delicious!

I put in a pinch of espresso 🤌

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I hate that my immediate next thought is, “I should get TWO sandwiches!”

This is actually a pretty good idea. And I bet the sandwich is the least worst part of the meal as far as nutrition and satiation.

Recursive Travii

Cool superpower!

This is so cool! Is it like you’re imagining the text, or can you literally see it?

What about words that are muffled or too quiet?

How does it feel/look like when you’re in an area that’s packed with people? (Thank you in advance!)

I don’t think I’m tall enough for this ride, can I get off?

Yes

Well that took me down a rabbit hole.

For anyone else that’s confused, a “fortnight burger” is a reference to a Rick-roll-type site that displays a picture of wreck it Ralph with his ween out. [Link NSFW]

The now broken URL was fortniteburger.net. and the actual “fortnight burger” is a cartoon burger with its tongue sticking out. It looks like the picture of wreck it Ralph.

Related: It’s wild how many beverages contain citric acid.

I know it’s not a perfect solution, but I try to drink water at the same time as I’m drinking beverages that erode enamel.

How is it that tumors can grow teeth, but our bodies can’t repair the ones we have?

Cream-based gazpacho

Thank you!!!

Anyone have a tl;Dr? Rather, an ELI5?

Totally. And then comes the dependency on laxatives… They’re constipated without them, which causes hemorrhoids.

I read it as scrot-u-mass, but reading your comment made me realize we were both wrong and it’s scrotum-ass. Hooray for us!

Right?! I’m going to make this my zoom background

There’s definitely a guy in the building across from me that stares. I don’t think he’s a creep – he’s probably just bored and looking around – but his face is pressed up against the window so he stands out. I’ve made eye contact a few times, ugh.