Four ways:

1: It’s not.
2: The pump charges a minimum of 4 gallons.
3: The pump dispenses at least four gallons, and won’t shut off before then.
4: A cop watches every time a person fills up.

Personally, #3 would be the most fun, from a distance.

Update your landscaping to modern fire-swamp and stock it with many rodents of unusual size.

Where I got on, not too bad, I usually got a seat, but it quickly got crowded. Nowadays I hear it’s better; ridership hasn’t returned to pre-pandemic levels yet.

Pre-pandemic I drove 15 minutes to the BART station, hopefully got parking. Walked 5 minutes to the train platform. Waited for train. 50ish minute train ride to downtown San Francisco. 10 minute walk to office. Pretty typical Bay Area commute.

Now, I take my dogs for a walk, get back home, make coffee, relax. Go upstairs and login to work. WFH is the new normal and it’s great.

I guess I’m in my twenties forever now‽

You know how schools have active shooter drills now? We had nuclear attack drills…. Duck and cover people, duck and cover.

I’ve never encountered an incel that wasn’t misogynistic. Generally they blame women for their lack of sex.

Peacefully, with all my mental faculties at the ripe old age of 1,834.

GenX, forgotten again

If X is becoming a video site, Xvideos should absolutely sue them for infringement on their name.