I mean, I only really need one hand to climb.

Maybe it’s for the best he didnt…

They’re testing how many people they can get on board to do this. Consider it a trial run.

It’s a great time but you gotta be careful with that shit

Yeah but I’m not carrying 6 bags of groceries back to my place tho

Inb4 China stops reporting this. Just like they did with youth unemployment

First interracial kiss on television too

“75% discount”

Wake up babe new retirement plan just dropped

TV dinners at the grocery store are cheap and if you can read the box you can cook it. Same with frozen pizza, chicken nuggets, even mac n cheese isn’t that hard to cook and is like $2 a box. But instead of that it’s fast food despite being just as cheap and require MINIMAL prep.

Wild Wild West has a 16% on Rotten Tomatoes but I genuinely enjoy that film. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen also at 16% and also a movie I enjoyed

Just throw U.S. on that list while you’re at it why not

Smoke a lot of weed

Cynthia “Philip Morris” Williams

Thanks i had no idea lol

• be me
• finally a practicing doctor after an eternity of school
• on my way to the next patient
• overwhelming stench of B.O. as I open the door
• try my best to hide my disgust and ask how he’s doing
• patient goes on a rant about how life is unfair, something about jewish people and 13%
• just nod along as I pull up his info
• guy is clearly depressed
• suggest ssri’s to improve his outlook on life
• youveactivatedmytrapcard.jpg
• guy proceeds to spend 20 minutes talking about how he saw a post online saying ssri’s are bad, it’s mind control, and he mentions jewish people again
• already 5 minutes late for my next patient
• nod and agree and tell him to have a nice day

Why can’t these people understand I’m just trying to help them?

In modern communist societies the government has an insane amount of power and control over just about everything. This power and control attracts a certain type of person who thirsts for power and control. People usually develop a bloodthirsty desire for power and control due to underlying psychological issues. These issues influence the person to think they ALWAYS need more power (think anorexic person who weighs 95lbs but still insists they are overweight).

It’s a human nature problem imo.

It’s Thanksgiving. A lot of people visiting with friends/family. Idk how to access the numbers but I’d imagine last year was about the same

You just see Children of Men or something?