Had a great deal of fun with this one and it’s still getting updates!

NGL I assumed ‘Tanning’ meant tanning hides, not a tanning booth.

Is there a way to GPO this ‘feature’ off? Worried about some of our users getting confused.

If you don’t get bullied for your name, you’ll just get bullied for something else. At least with the name you can blame it on your parents, maybe. Kids are assholes.

Okay, but Raddix Zephyr and Leviathan are fucking cool names. Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides could be if you split it among like, two kids instead of one.