The number of tankies in this thread is just epic

… and other fairy tales

That would be my reaction too. Who says “unsubscribe to” instead of “unsubscribe from”?

Yeah, that’s not a danish, that’s an entire cake. It’s 14 ounces.

Around 2004-5 I regularly stayed at a large chain hotel near Tucson airport (something like Doubletree, but I’m not sure if it was that one). They charged a daily fee for the phone in your room. Not for using it, mind you, just for the phone being there. And no, they did not have rooms without phones.

Pretty sure Hilton will just sell you one

“Aside from people who [benefit from self-checkout], it’s hard to see who benefits from self-checkout.

I don’t think the step- relations are to hide incest. I think it’s a lazy way to create situations where two people are alone together. Otherwise you’d have to go to tired tropes like pizza delivery, or visiting plumber, etc.

They really are disgusting aren’t they

I’m at 17, no lie.

During the 2022 cycle I made the mistake of donating to a lefty cause, and this year I was getting up to twenty (20) grifting emails a day. Just a few well-crafted email filters later, it’s down to zero. For texts, as soon as one comes in it’s “block and report as junk”. I’ll keep this up until I have every fucking number in the US listed as junk I don’t care.

Their idea of a “tech worker” is an angel investor

Por que no les dos?

Unfortunately, I think they do look upon us as boomers.

I just want to add that OP goes straight from Boomers to Millenials, ignoring Gen X as usual.

They probably just need a drink. Offer them a Molotov Cocktail.

WHERE IS IT

Kanopy. You log in with your library card number, and you get 4 free movies and other media each month.

Nah, his gentlemans sausage has the diameter of dental floss.

I’m trying to picture wearing a sock on one foot, and underwear on the other…