The Assman

Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

Neither can the future martian colonists

They can charge more for it if it’s “above and beyond”.

M,ILF

Damn, a person made a bunch of money by saying something amusing on camera? That’s crazy bro. Probably the first time that’s ever happened.

What’s sugma

Now kiss

Pretty sure they’re only guaranteed minimum wage if they don’t receive tips. So yeah if you’re cool with your waiter making $7 per hour instead of $3, don’t tip.

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

Sounds like they kinda did have a parade

Bruh, 13th amendment. It’s illegal.

I always eat a few of their bullets. That’s called the Dad Tax

A team of military monitors

That’s the exchange rate

This isn’t the place to ask. Go figure out if your industry cares about these certifications. I am a software engineer certified in nothing and I’ve never been asked about them. Pretty sure it’s the opposite for IT/infrastructure type roles, but again, you’re just gonna get anecdotes here and not really accurate information.

Put some sugar on those Wheaties boy

Looks the same on the other end

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

GIANT TUBE WORMS

Catch and release