No single administration has the ability to totally fuck up the country in the amount of time they have.

Trump: “Hold my Diet Coke”.

Yes same here. Still reach for the volume control occasionally though. Moving up and down the cruise control and what have you is a bit fiddly as well, so I usually don’t bother.

Exactly, where was the coffee whilst the poster was using the toilet?

There’s a nasty little goblin of a bloke where I work. Toilets for all offices on the floor. He takes phone AND coffee. Splashes everywhere, doesn’t flush.

I’d like to flush him instead.

They’re after the cats.

See, he was right all along.

/s (just in case)

That’s how his Department Of Government Efficiency will save billions.

With a soft center?

Just Google it!

I did, and got arrested on a public indecency charge.

chod

Now there’s an insult I haven’t heard in a while.

Take my upvote!

At last! Someone else hates it as much as I do.

It coils itself? I’m getting one.

The best.

This gets me - if he’s that fucking clever then he should have ended it by now. And he says he’s good friends with Zelensky, how? Do they go out drinking together? They’ve probably spoken twice. America should be ashamed of Trump the Liar.

Putin’s mum.

He does, he votes early and often.

Er, no. We didn’t. Not in the slightest.

Probably $400 million worth.

vegetarian or vegan and have shoes made out of leather.

I’m certainly not going to throw away perfectly good shoes until they are no longer repairable. Or the leather belt my sister sent me from New Zealand in the late 70s.

Some people will give me stick for that though, all the time living their disposable lives.

P.S. My last two pairs of boots came from Wills Vegan Shoes 😉

Beard? It looks like he hasn’t washed for a week.

Had one of these for years. Would never be without one. Tried a collapsible metal one, cut my back and bled on the sheet. Threw it away and back to bamboo.