Why do you try so hard to make baby Jesus cry?
BananaPeal
Older millennial nerd.
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Cake day: June 26th, 2023
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6·6 months agoWhat a coincidence, a game friend was just talking about receiving some high end perfume as a gift from her son and she was disappointed that it smelled like soap.
2·7 months agoLooks about right for an Adobe/Microsoft software package.
92·7 months agoFirewatch is a must buy at $2. Great story. The Forest at $2 is great to grab for you and a few friends who like to play survival games and don’t mind some gore.
1·7 months agoIf you like malapropisms, you’ll love Martha Plimpton’s character in Raising Hope, Virginia. Procrasturbate and vaginacologist are a couple favorites.
Bonus: her middle name is Slims. Virginia Slims Chance
Fucking phones, how do they work?
If you’re ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.
James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.
37 times? In a row?
A little too real for work, huh? 😂
My first thought: “Princess Diana was a real person.”
Derp
Holy motherforking shirtballs… someone stole my post idea!
5·10 months agoI’m in the US and I can do this. I call my primary care, they connect me with a nurse, and I tell them what’s going on. They will then inform me if I should go to UC, ER, or wait for an appointment. The primary care office even has a walk in clinic as an option. This is why it’s good to have a primary care physician, even if insurance doesn’t require it.
No worries. Misunderstandings happen. 😀
Perhaps I should have said “plush dog.”
I blew way too much money on a stuffed dog at a hotel general store for my wife. We were driving a Uhaul during a snowstorm to move in together. The roads became very slippery so we decided to sleep through the storm. It was our first hotel stay together and money was very tight, but it was a romantic gesture. She cherished it until our son claimed it as his own personal “security blanket.”
The Mask is sssssmokin’!
On the delete key!
Looks like it has potential, but I’ll wait for reviews before getting too excited.
That sounds like a valid reason to me!