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James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.

37 times? In a row?

A little too real for work, huh? 😂

My first thought: “Princess Diana was a real person.”

Derp

Holy motherforking shirtballs… someone stole my post idea!

I’m in the US and I can do this. I call my primary care, they connect me with a nurse, and I tell them what’s going on. They will then inform me if I should go to UC, ER, or wait for an appointment. The primary care office even has a walk in clinic as an option. This is why it’s good to have a primary care physician, even if insurance doesn’t require it.

No worries. Misunderstandings happen. 😀

Perhaps I should have said “plush dog.”

I blew way too much money on a stuffed dog at a hotel general store for my wife. We were driving a Uhaul during a snowstorm to move in together. The roads became very slippery so we decided to sleep through the storm. It was our first hotel stay together and money was very tight, but it was a romantic gesture. She cherished it until our son claimed it as his own personal “security blanket.”

The Mask is sssssmokin’!

On the delete key!

Looks like it has potential, but I’ll wait for reviews before getting too excited.

NeNe La Yasso

Spiderman: Homer Simpson

Alvin and the Deeznuts

There’s an amusement park in Maine that does “after dark” a few nights per year. Adults only and they serve drinks. It’s marketed toward millennials who grew up going to the park. I haven’t been, but it seems popular.

Because resuming from mute or pause has less delay. Particularly if using a CD or bluetooth audio.

I’m lucky that my Subaru has it right. Left right are back forward and up down is volume. My only complaint is that the button in the middle is mute, rather than pause. I can pause CDs, bluetooth audio, and even live radio. Why in hell would I ever choose mute over pause?