BeardedSingleMalt

“Banging the boss”

Sadly, the average person has no idea what this is or what it means

I once got called in to diagnose why it took 5 minutes to open up a single Excel file. The PC itself was a little dated and underpowered, but the file size was huuuge…like hundreds of MB.

It finally opened. There was ugly table-formatting…to the entire spreadsheet. Colored cell borders, alternating background fill, text and font formatting applied to every single cell; columns A-IV and rows 1-65,536. I pointed that out and said the only way to fix is start a new one and not apply the formatting, or to try and remove it from all the cells. She outright refused because she liked the way it was. So I left, and she went back to looking at pictures of her cats

The hospital I worked at caught a LOT of flak when they started making people clock in and out for smoke breaks in the early 2000s. The smokers complained they only took a couple breaks a day for only a few minutes. Within the first month they found out people spent over half their days on smoke breaks.

It was a song I heard from a friend who was in a Music Appreciation class. The song was just counting in kind of a meditative chant and only did it in groups of 2 3 or 4, i can’t remember. and they only counted to 12 or something and then started back. so it’d be like “one two three four one two three four five six seven eight one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve one two three four”

That’s the benefit of top notch practical effects, and going off-the-wall bonkers with the interpretation of future, as opposed to “200 years from now except contemporary styles and slang”

How long until they have a pamphlet for Klarna at Wendy’s

I’ve said it in other threads, but these “free” anti-virus software packages are there to use scare tactics to get you to upgrade to paid versions and other products. I used avast, and avg in previous PCs and every other day it was popups

Mostly just 2 hours instrumental playlists off YouTube from places like Epic Music Empire or PandoraJourney. Usually like movie trailer music. It’s good for when you need hard heavy background noise to keep you focused but without lyrics so I don’t get distracted.

Don’t forget their god-emperor Dorito Mussolini withheld congressionally approved military aid before this whole debacle…to attempt to blackmail Ukraine into giving him dirt of Biden…

It also gives people a sense of deep satisfaction believing they know some dark hidden secret nobody else does… regardless of how absurd it is

It’s something you can only believe if you refuse to actually spend more than 5 seconds looking into it.

You hit the nail right on the head there. They seem to confusecritical thinking with reading a conspiracy theory and immediately accepting it as fact

Or you could buy an extension cord from such brands as HUANCHAIN, Mifaso, YISHU, POWRUI or Addtam and maybe it will ship in 4 to 5 days

Yeah I learned that a long time ago. Was looking for a new knife…

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It would be an epic episode of IASIP if Frank finds out he has a long lost twin brother. They find out because Mac and Charlie are just chilling in the bar, Arnold walks in and they literally think it’s Frank. Mac and Charlie can’t tell Frank and Arnold apart while Dennis and Dee claim it’s the twin-gene that they can tell.

Throughout the episode it gets increasingly frustrating for Charlie and Mac because they’ll be intending to talk to Frank but at Arnold instead and Frank/Arnold has to keep pointing out who is who.

Dennis: “This is retarded, how can you not clearly tell the difference between the 2 of them. They look nothing alike!”

Charlie: “YOU’RE SO FULL OF SHIT DUDE! IT’S LIKE I’M LOOKING AT FRANK NEXT TO A MIRROR”

Dee: “Yeeaah uh Charlie, Frank is like half the height of his brother. How are you not seeing this?!”

Mac: “Half the height? I mean, maybe Frank is slouching a little bit. Stand straight up Frank…”

[Frank stands more upright, which to the viewer is barely noticeable"

Mac and Charlie start yelling at the same time.

Charlie: “THEY’RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT THEY’RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT!”

Mac: “They’re clones! There is no other way those 2 are clones!”

Other old people…they get free top notch healthcare for life while saying healthcare isn’t a right

From the party that screams and whines about how everyone else is taking their freedoms, they sure do love to to take away everyone else’s freedoms

One thing I’ve found is it’s good at blocking ads via mobile gaming. The downside is if those ads return rewards in-game.

When you scream about any minor inconvenience is taking away your freedoms, while simultaneously support a failed nation whose entire existed resolved around taking the freedoms away from an entire race of people

Xmas 2020 with all the “shortages”, at the Target and WalMarts near me the holiday aisles was very scant, and practically completely picked over by the week before. I had genuinely hoped that could have been an eye opener for America.

Spoiler alert: it didn’t