Probably that “economic freedom safe space” thing he’s been talking about? The one with no rules to follow so the “hard decisions” “rugged individual” “pat’rats” don’t have to put in effort. Isn’t Greenland mostly natives? Yeah that’s probably it.

You search for azure front door like 3 times and next thing you know it’s all Lowe’s and home Depot ads for weeks. Why can’t you give me ads for big tiddy goth mommies? I search that multiple times a day

Why don’t you cold hearted demons ever think about the vulnerable investors? They don’t have marketable skills ffs! How will they live when the profits stop?

Now it’s “business innovation”

Hey hi, it’s me, an American. I don’t want to hear any more of this “only some Europeans” stuff. If I get lumped in with a bunch of dumbasses all of Europe is huffing Putin’s gas.

“Pat’rats”

“bUsInEsS iNnOvAtIoN”

I’ve been known to stay awake at night singing a song in my head. The tune, lyrics, and percussion are valueless to my life but my brain gobbles it up. I can recreate every part in my head. Memorizing stuff for school is impossible. Memorizing stuff for my job is somewhere in between. The real stupid part is I was in band back in middle school, wasn’t great at all, but for some reason that’s my brains jam. Ain’t that some shit?

I don’t have any advice, I just feel your pain and hope you figure something out.

What scum downvoted this!?

I bet the test is food based. Like you get dry pasta that’s longer than the pot is wide and what you do with the pasta determines if you get a hunting license or not.

I’m an elder millennial and I remember thinking there was a very real possibility that Ronald would be in MY McDonald’s at least ONCE when I went there. I thought about that when I was a kid too.

The news hasn’t reached that high up the horse yet

Yeah that’s the joke. Apparently it’s 4D. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can see my lampooning of the sarcasm tags backfired and my sarcasm was taken seriously because I didn’t use tags.

See, no tags. I can’t tell if you are explaining something to me or calling me a moron so I have no choice but to assume you are trashing my existence

We need disclaimers and tags to receive humor. Without those everything must be interpreted as negative-serious and most importantly malicious. For joking you would use /j and serious /s

all of that can still be eaten and I’m not convinced it was/wasn’t

I don’t think any species could beat my Revolution X top score so… we kind of do dominate sweetie.

Yeah and it’s pronounced chassis not cHaSsIS!

Europeans when it’s positive, individual culture subset when it’s something bad.