Which one is Mary, and which Jesus?

So does that mean they no longer have nuclear capabilities?

Does she chew with her mouth open?

Somebody’s family is having a rough week

Finally.

An appropriate opportunity for a headline writer to use the word ‘slammed’ and they went with ‘hit?’

JFC

Ok, but why do I smell hippos??

They will now be known as Doctors With One Border

Eh, they had a good run 🤷‍♂️

You know shit is serious when world leaders start slamming things

“Yeah, our quarterback sucks and we haven’t won a game in 3 seasons, but they’re my team and I love them”

That’s it. That’s as deep as it gets with magats.

You cheer your team and you boo your enemies. You don’t need to know why.

Nobody had a faster robot?

AFAIK even gay guys love boobs. I’m pretty sure everyone loves boobs

If you don’t understand socialism, sure.

What??

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Nobody knows more about dying than dead people

In a nutshell: average Americans don’t have extra billions of dollars laying around to lobby against corporations writing laws so lawmakers don’t have to be bothered with it

I blame the shuttlecock. It’s always the shuttlecock.

3 days to Paris, one week at most…