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No cap, I hate this with every fiber in my being.
No cap, I hate this with every fiber in my being.
Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!
Meatloaf.
We should cut the shit then…
Narwhal is cool, but do you want to use the good Narwhal on just anyone? I want to use it for special occasions or that certain someone.
The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.
I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !
Sees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
Obviously! To keep the knob’s thoughts from being read.
Honestly, I think you missed an opportunity to draw a dick on the moon.
The need that to clean the ceiling fans.
Stealing a doormat is also an option.
Either that or a career in the roller derby.
Would it be a drink or dim sum?
I dunno, man. Even if I could, I’d feel bad about hurting a manatee.
Yeah, man. Ducks are rapey.
I this what you want?
“Woof tang clan ain’t nothing to fuck with” - Old Dirty boxer.
Im going to post this on the community channel at work.
“BLEH! I’m sorry, I’m already in a committed relationship. Bleh!”