I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.

Why?

Sadie

So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.

Twist his dick!

He giving him the ol’ dick twist.

Anna Taylor joy looks like the fancy changeling.

No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.

“it’s the thirst mutilator!”

I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.

“BLEH! I’m sorry, I’m already in a committed relationship. Bleh!”

No cap, I hate this with every fiber in my being.

Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!

Meatloaf.

We should cut the shit then…

Narwhal is cool, but do you want to use the good Narwhal on just anyone? I want to use it for special occasions or that certain someone.

The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.

I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !