“Do I look like I know what a Wayland is?”

But whose shit? These are the questions we need to be asking.

Maybe the internet striving for better accessibility was a mistake. Ignorance is bliss.

Bigger eggs and more meat. The cobra chicken is also a great security system.

I assumed it was a typo for guy, not boy.

I’m not crying, you’re crying! :')

I needed to hear this today. Thank you.

A bit ironic as he never pays for things either.

Seriously now, how many times has this happened?

Are you telling me we didn’t get our land by making friends, providing a great handshake and striking a good deal for everyone?

His shoe came off. By the laws of the land, he clearly died from this dangerous stunt. Be safe out there guys!

#FriendsDon’tYankFriendsToDeath

It was a joke about the significant portion of lemmy users also being Linux users. Also that Linux users ( like myself) would be oblivious that somebody could dislike Linux or not be interested. So it is assumed that they must like Linux then and would care about things Linux users care about. With the magic of circular reasoning, you can then say that since they must obviously love Linux that they would then agree with the person and want to hear what they say.

It was a far stretch for a joke but I will stand by it.

They said issues that they don’t care about. If that were the case, they would logically only agree. So that can’t be it.

A Dungeon & Daddies reference is not what I expected to see today either.

As soon as they came out with scale, I knew core was going to be cut off when scale got good enough. There are just more possibilities with what you can do with Linux. The extra community support can not be understated as valuable to a profit driven company. At the end of the day, they gotta eat too and having one base system instead of two is the way they need to do it. The features are growing much faster on scale than they ever were on core in my opinion.

Yes, provided that you already have their number and don’t send anything too risky. Following someone around with your phone to show them memes might freak them out if you don’t know them.

“Hey Lady! Stop running, I just want to show you my memes!”

“Get away from me!”

That is not socially acceptable.

If you want someone to smile, you don’t tell them to smile, that will just piss them off. The real solution is to try to make them smile by cheering them up. Ideally with something funny or wholesome. Who knows? They might really appreciate it and be a bit more fond of you.

The real question is could we ever really trust photographs before AI? Image manipulation has been a thing long before the digital camera and Photoshop. What makes these images we see actually real? Cameras have been miscapturing image data for as long as they have existed. Do the light levels in a photo match what was actually there according to the human eye? Usually not. What makes a photo real?

If you are lying about this, then that means you only tell the truth. However, if you only tell the truth, that means you can’t lie. So you cannot say you only lie on Lemmy comments because that would be a lie and therefore not the truth. So if you are lying ERROR ErROr ErrOR PAroDOx deTECteD!!!

They are implying Carlson works for Russia and they have canceled remote work so he has to come work at his place of employment in Russia.