Buglefingers

I looked into moving to Germany a few years back myself. Mostly because my work has a place over there and the employee benefits are way way better there than here. I think most immigration processes are nontrivial unless you have a ton of wealth to bring to a country.

Hotel? Trivago

Tomorrow, on Day 4, the Birthday party will end. Though I’ve just been told they have prepared celebrations for my unbirthday. I fear there is no God.

What are people supposed to use if not Q-tips? I’m actually wondering cause I use Q-tips after every shower

Edit: I’ve been informed and read up at bit on it (thank you for the links too). I may also need to look into an ENT Dr. Now haha. So long good feeling of Q-tips

I still feel like there’s a constant brain fog. It never seems to go away. Been there a looong time

Recently myself and two friends were at a restaurant, I bought one a Shirley temple against his will because my other friend and I were having them. This spiraled into us all ordering the same meal in the same way and for whatever reason we just could not stop laughing when the food was brought out and they asked “who had the (dish)”, three separate times.

So I totally agree, non-funny things can absolutely be a ROFL given a certain mood

Loneliness level?

You know when your mother or SO will adjust some clothing, or put a blanket on you or something equivalent and it doesn’t sit perfect but you don’t want to change it because that oddity is what tells you they did it and that feels better than having it be comfortable?

Yeah that, when a nurse applied a bandage to my hand. 🫠

Zero tolerance for snitches punches kid

Obligatory /J

Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it’s the original month python script containing the world’s funniest joke

Much like corn, it was crop rotation

I actually had an order number of 666 before. The lady was calling out order numbers and when she got to mine she just announce the contents, we shared a look and had a chuckle. It was a mildly amusing event

I believe he was saying he loved her too. Red is the color of passion after all

Rightly chuffed, Cheers!

Maybe it’s Maybelline

And Beats (by Dre) can also turn your piss red, that is cause for concern

/J

Take me out [Wash has been removed from the chat]

To the black

Tell them I ain’t comin’ back

I don’t care

I’m still free

You can’t take the sky from me

Scrolling too long at work 🤷‍♀️ I don’t regularly check when a post was made, just if its’s new to me

I think That is supposed to be the male and facing the ceiling, where Crazy is supposed to be the woman on top of That. Cowgirl style. This would explain the torso region overlay and also why That is fucking Crazy, not vice versa

“Wait, they do grow on trees! Why the hell is it so expensive?”

👌

Yes.