You just hope that all the self serving gremlins that gravitated towards Chief Cheeto spend the rest of their lives like adults that peaked in high school. Just trying to relive the glory days while slowly sliding into liver cirrhosis and amphetamine addiction while being ignored by their families

Treat it like a business even if its just for the kids. Make a plan where you outline your services, availability and perhaps an applicable work/education history. Then just start asking around, maybe start by asking other clowns in your area about where you can find a gig or where you can find a place for you to get better

Before and while its being made its the artist, the second someone else experiences that art its not really the artists anymore

Not impossible, I see it usually happening because they were left in a cardboard box. All the humidity inside the box gets pulled into the walls and you create a super dry environment that starts the dry rot. Best option is to find an old pillow case and a more temperature stable corner to forget about them in

Go and buy two pairs this time. Chances are that boot will no longer be made in 2 years let alone 4 in the same way you like. If they are comfortable and they lasted you that long with no issue those are good boots.

I’m a shoe cobbler as the username might suggest and most modern shoes have a lifespan of about 1-2 years depending so getting 4 with daily use is kinda nuts.

As for the heel kicking out I assume you mean the outer back of the heel is worn down more than the inside back yeah? In that case that’s totally normal and its just because that’s the first part that hits the ground when you take a step. If its uncomfortable then sure you can get something done about it but it generally shouldn’t unless its really worn down, like so much that you’d be capturing rocks in the holes in your sole. Thats also a pretty easy job for a shoe repairman to fix that’ll be cheaper than a new set in most cases

Butter, life is too damn short to cook with and eat shitty butter.

Also anything that goes between me and the ground, my bed, my shoes, and my tires.

Didn’t even wipe Putlers cum off your lips

By the time of the movies humans have had hyperspace travel for something like 20,000 years. Seems it stands to reason the trillions of sentient lifeforms working and communicating during that time would create some cool shit

It’ll be great when they see a Tesla that exploded because of how shitty it is and try and spin it into physics being woke

Learning as much as possible about self sustained living. Even if the worst doesn’t come to pass I’m still going to be less reliant on multi billion dollar companies that don’t give a fuck about anything but taking more of my money from me. Me growing my own food is the most satisfying middle finger I can give to those greedy fucks

The Illiad and the Odyssey for sure. Pretty sure Homer is just the concept of a person that we think might have written them because all those stories were primarily told orally and told slightly differently with each recalling

Pride Riot it is then

Yay a question just for me. Okay so you’re going to want to try a couple things. First give them a good spray of just regular Lysol or adjacent, the idea is first eliminating anything living that might grow back. The next is a product from Lincoln called EZ cleaner. Take the cleaner a few drops of a dish detergent and hot hot water and scrub it into every surface. Then take a rag to blot at the surface a bit. Once they are dry you’re going to take a similarly stiff dry brush and brush them all over with the intent of both making them fuzzy again as well as freeing the dirt that has come to the surface during the cleaning process.

If that didn’t work and it’s probable it won’t try a few more times. If that still won’t work you might need new Birks or perhaps have a cobbler like me replace the footbeds if you are particularly attached

Oh man blue shelled is perfect

We trained him wrong. As a joke.

It does make sense but that’s because we made it to make sense. We experience the universe through cause and effect, so we’ve created the concept of time to follow that chain. Now we look at time as some constant through the universe but is it really? We can observe matter popping in and out of existence at the subatomic scale that ignore the rules that we observe galaxies obey so how can we be sure time follows the same cause and effect everywhere?

In other words i see the Many Worlds Theory as a useful tool in describing the results of different permutations of the universe but as countless independent universes in which only one thing was ultimately changed existing all at once? Seems a bit of a long shot to my underinformed opinion

Much more involved but you could give it a resin or a CA glue finish. That would involve some hand sanding and polishing potentially but would be way stronger

Sounds like you need a break from video games tbh. If you like the role-playing accepts you might try Dnd or another TTRPG.

Verizon at least has a block by area code setting and that’s saved me a lot of headache

Was so happy they brought those back for BoBF