1600 metres, but I’m not walking to do the weekly shop. Or 900 metres if I want to pay extortionate amounts of money for probably out of date items.

Has anyone thought to try pressing Ctrl-E?

I wonder if that would mean the rest of the world could choose to block the US version content.

I’m excited, it’s British Thanksgiving!

I didn’t have time to get sponsorship to make a video for you, sorry.

Ah come on, they can’t help it. Most of them literally don’t know anything else.

Included American pop culture character to draw attention of Americans.

You can take a horse to water…

And this is perfect example of using five words incorrectly, rather than the correct two.

Black Death. Tastes like I’d expect a chemical burn to taste.

If only there was a whey to revive it.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk the pun for all it’s worth.

Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

Is your weekly consumption of honey about the weight of two bears by any chance?

God forbid he should have asked his parents. Or the kids nanny.