Toddler related as well. Wanted to slam his face into the edge of the sink until the screaming stops. It was pretty close a few times.
Toddler related as well. Wanted to slam his face into the edge of the sink until the screaming stops. It was pretty close a few times.
Oh absolutely. I got my first smartphone when I was 20 years or so, so you can imagine what hitting puberty was like.
I’m surprised nobody said wank yet.
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Nah, that can’t be right, I’m pretty sure it was them sweet sweet scritches. I asked, former wolf agrees.
As proven by the fact that dogs exist. I bet wolves were constantly itchy as well, but receiving those excellent scritches over millennia, they turned into the gentle doggos that we know today. And now I can have one of these 30kg predators in my house, trusting me with their life and sleeping on me occasionally and not mauling me with their sharp teeth, just because of the power of scritches.
Ken Shirrif’s Blog is incredibly great!
That’s some proper fur, I love it!
Very true! And once you’ve done it for a while, you start to notice other cachers by the way they are awkwardly standing in unusual places trying to look inconspicuous.
Metube might be right for you.
I, too, share your hatred for horses. They are arrogant fucks who think they are better then everyone else. One exception: there’s these large horses with fluffy hooves and fat asses that seem to be chill and more like large dogs. You’re OK.
Neither does mine, but, I keep it to test a new tool from time to time.
Rest of the list:
DNS tools:
Good stuff for pentesters and security researchers:
### .bashrc
### CUSTOM FUNCTIONS
# https://www.linuxjournal.com/content/boost-productivity-bash-tips-and-tricks
ftext () {
grep -iIHrn --color=always "$1" . | less -R -r
}
duplicatefind (){
find -not -empty -type f -printf "%s\n" | sort -rn | uniq -d | \
xargs -I{} -n1 find -type f -size {}c -print0 | \
xargs -0 md5sum | sort | uniq -w32 --all-repeated=separate
}
generateqr (){
# printf "$@" | curl -F-=\<- qrenco.de
printf "$@" | qrencode -t UTF8 -o -
}
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bash
, because I never had the time to learn anything else.
shebang.bash
is just fine for me, though I’ve customized it using Starship and created some aliases to have colored/pretty output where possible.shellcheck
before running your scripts in production, err on the side of caution, set -o pipefail
. There are best practices guides for Bash, use those and you’ll probably be fine.set -x
inside your Bash script or bash -x scriptname
on the CLI for debugging. Remember that you can always fallback to interactive CLI to test/prepare commands before you put them into your script. Think before you type. Test. Optimize only what needs optimization. Use long options for readability. And remember: Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows your address.I switched to fish because it has tab completion Yeah, so does Bash, just install it.
Oh, I also “curate” a list of Linux tools that I like, that are more modern alternatives to “traditional” Linux tools or that provide information I would otherwise not easily get. I’ll post i
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My wife has gained roughly 60 kg since I meet her many years ago, which some might see as that kind of limitation, but you know, I don’t even see that when I look at her. She is smart as fuck, a great engineer, a wonderful mother, and just overall the better half of me. It’s just so easy to love her, and I would never even consider leaving her for looks. We all have our imperfections, but that’s not to say we’re not worthy of love. Oh yeah, I’m a terrible smart ass, overweight, impatient, not a great father, and I don’t communicate very well. Beats me what she sees in me.
Uuuuh, weird, I love it!
With a username like this, I’d give all my hosts and servers moon names. Like the moons of Jupiter (Io, Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto).
Very, VERY true.