So everybody remembers learning in school about Hitler’s Canadian GF, but you can’t actually find any references to her in any of the history books. It’s some serious Mandela Effect shit.

It’s what you played when you didn’t have “online”. Sure make your hands sore though.

i.e. No Tiddy Money

FINISH HIM

Just had a look, mate. Didn’t see you in there.

I had a sex test done recently. The results were negative.

The doorbell rang at a time of day when I don’t like to open," Mr Helberg told television channel TV2

I feel ya, Mr. Helberg.

Combined with a minimalist Linux distro, a laptop like that should have amazing battery life. Not sure of a specific use, but maybe something where you have to run off battery for long periods of time. Portable server maybe?

I was going to post deep fried Oreos, but I think this takes the cake.

The question deserves this answer.

The ol’ incest triangle.

I have the same add-on I think. When I type hunter2 it just shows up as hunter2 instead.

Why no individually-wrapped Kraft singles?

Ermahgerd! Gersberms!

I’ll swallow your soul!

What book? Just so I know to avoid it.

I take back every bad thing I’ve ever said about AI. This is peak art.

I think I found my spirit animal and/or fursona.

How do we really know it was nonconsensual though?

Does the auto-jacker go on the penis or the ladder? Honestly sounds like it could work for either one.