Gross

Oooo salmon hats— so hot right now!

He excels at burning hunks of metal at extremely high temperatures. I thought the Cybertruck was the pinnacle but alas.

Karp + Musk + Thiel + Vance + Trump = 💩

It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?

Airing out the vulva

You live right next to Stephen Root? Lucky!

“I tried to put it out— but a tablespoonful of semen was just no match for the ferocity of that engine fire… At the speed of Mach 3, it was difficult to direct the ejaculate after I opened the cockpit and I lost the load. Most of it all over my helmet. At that point I could no longer read my instrumentation”

Paid in full with rubles

Is his son Elon the far right ideologue who is hosting the event?

Putin’s Russia is without honor.

I wonder how many times Donny has banged #4. 🤮

Nobody believes him or cares anymore.

Words to ‘belive’ by

What is this all about? They are called Bush’s beans for a reason!

That site is batshit, they tried to pair me with my mummy

Cheers! 🍻

I wouldn’t take one even if if was free

🦭💨

“You hate your citizens— I hate my citizens… Let’s talk.”