El Barto

Plants: shower

Masturbation: Jet on full.

I love videos like this, just random people doing cool dumb shit whilst answering questions I’ve had for years.

Draw a few black dots in different spots around the qr code, hopefully you can make enough changes that it breaks the code, but isn’t noticeable with the naked eye.

Man, you got catfished by the Washington post haha.

At least we’ve moved on from killing them in the street.

Poor hitch-hiking bot.

When you make your hobby your job.

Then there’s the random company that uploaded an advertisement 8 years ago that keeps popping up.

Youtube api: so I saw you watched a video on how to replace a smoke detector once, here’s all the videos about smoke detectors.

Next thing you’re gonna get a small section of one of your files in an email.

It’s the best of both worlds!

Where do I sign up for who’re mining?

Uganda?

Me reading pannel 4: … you son of a bitch!

thought it might mean fuck Reddit

It didn’t before, but now it does!

That’s my Sync, I don’t know you!

Well you’re gonna need a drink after that, so this man’s prepaid as fuck!

Gods a cock tease.

Just block em, weirdos like that enjoy any response yo their shit.

Only on accident, I dropped my phone on the ground.

BRAINSTORM