there are plenty of jokes about the gayness of a man eating out a woman

Ummm.

Those two things are opposites

Not wanting to eat out their significant other isn’t necessarily correlated to toxic masculinity; I think you’re conflating two different things. It’s possible to be selfish completely unrelated to toxic masculinity. Not every instance of a male doing something wrong is attributable to toxic masculinity.

My only regret is that I have Boneitis

You wish you’d never have switched from Friendster?