Temu? More like Trashmu.

Get a dumb phone.

Yes.

Probably that I haven’t killed myself yet. That’s not a joke.

Too bad some of the people who need the protection the most (disabled Americans) are unwelcome. Sucks to be us I guess.

Mass starvation is historically the usual trigger for revolution. Not always though.

That would require me to have X on my phone. I do not. Because I deleted Twitter when dipshit took over.

Because it’s funnier watching the tourists get fooled that way

I hate you take my upvote.

Chicagoam here. The bean is just a stupid tourist attraction. If you want to see real outdoor art in the city, go find the Picasso. It’s like a story and a half tall, you can’t miss it.

No that’s Boston.

That’s a lie meant to fool tourists. It’s perfectly safe to lick the bean in winter. You can trust me; I’m not just a Chicagoan, I’m Sicilian.

As a Chicagoan, I can confidently assert that no locals would touch (or miss) that stupid thing. The parade of tourists that think it’s great however? They’ll be drinking that shit lol

R2D2. I firmly believe that the joke is true that he’s constantly swearing up a storm and knows basically everything but everybody who hears his stories just thinks he’s making shit up for laughs.

With always online DRM, I’m sure. Fuck you Blizzard.

That’s because some idiot signed off on graphic design that says 8x instead of “contents: 8 razor heads” or w/e. I’ve worked a lot of distribution over the years and there’s a lot of poorly described contents even in boring print on brown box stuff out there.

In America they’re usually behind a locked plastic case.

AI generated music slop

FTFY

Good. I look forward to all these idiots finally accepting that they drastically misunderstood what LLMs actually are and are not. I know their idiotic brains are only able to understand simple concepts like “line must go up” and follow them like religious tenants though so I’m sure they’ll waste everyone’s time and increase enshitification with some other new bullshit once they quietly remove their broken (and unprofitable) AI from stuff.

Cybertruck circa 2026.