It’s a masonry bit

I also went over it with some 1000 grit sandpaper to smooth out any potentially rough edges

Oh, I sit…

I use my phone for everything

It’s annoying sometimes when my place is a bit like a Faraday cage, but it works well enough for me

I don’t play games or anything. I don’t do much online at all

It’s pretty easy to live a life without a fancy internet connection if you want to

Nah,

Things like this

And this

Well, I quite enjoy fisting, and I’m really good at it…

Banned across all accounts

I said “bad bot” to a nazi apologist, and apparently that’s “violence”

It’s a shame. I had quite a cult following for my “performance art”

I almost lost a fingertip a couple of years back when someone I worked with fucked up.

That’s the only one I’m slightly miffed about.

I have enough sensation, and the scarring has improved with time

My tattoos are old and wonky, but they’re a marker of my life. They are with me to remind me of where I am, and where I have been

I’ve removed all the piercings apart from the PA, and that’s not closing up without surgery. I’m actually really fond of it. I’ve had it for a couple of decades now, and I think it’s pretty impressive

Most importantly, my woman likes it!

I felt my blood pressure rising as I read this

Perfect satire!

They’ll use whoever is useful

As a New Zealander, I endorse this message