Pascal: “I am having the best Christmas right now.”

Did everybody get this as a maths problem nearly every year in primary school, and again in high school when triangle numbers were brought up?

“Oh you know, how it always ends, feelings of self loathing and despair.”

Well, we will know things will have gotten real bad when they start approaching sex offenders for fertility studies in an Operation Paperclip type arrangement

https://youtu.be/T5ALPzS0QfQ

Others things, of course, but still a banger

“Enjoy a £26 bowl of chips in a room where Churchill got blown while drinking a triple whisky” - This property developer, probably.

“We gotta shut down 3G as fast as possible so we can get black spot grant money and then use that money to rebuy the spectrum space at the next auction.”

-Telstra

Now you’re not going to believe this, ladies and gentlemen, there was a time - not too longer ago in fact - where people called these metacrawlers, and they were beloved. People would say “Dogpile” yes, that might help, because - bare with me again - search was shit. But, comparing lot of different shit sources would generally give you ok information, and generally reveal at least a lot of different sources which could help find and gather information.

Now I’m not calling Kagi reputable in anyway, but if metacrawling helped with the situation before, maybe we should try it again.

Fun fact, the url in the original ad redirects to this video because the MPA couldn’t be bothered with the domain renewal

www.piracyisacrime.com

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Wouldn't_Steal_a_Car

Jesus I thought this was loss for far too long

BRICS: For some reason, we’re going to make a money laundering collective for dictatorships and be shocked when people call us up on it and we’ll blame the EU

They’re not wanting to work better, they just want to be able to say they “use AI”.

Get them an estimate of how much it would be to give everyone Copilot for Business licenses and they will start talking about the business having other priorities.

The emulator they use for N64 on the Switch is also just one of the many options that com up when you Google “We can’t be arsed reviewing our own assembler”

Well, let me start with this gorilla they called Harambe…

Oh boy you are in for a treat. Essentially John Harvey Kellogg was really against masturbation or sex of any kind (He and his wife had separate bedrooms and it is believed he spent their honeymoon writing.) and thought the secret to a good life was eating plain food and good posture.

https://archive.org/details/plainfaorold00kell/page/236/mode/2up https://archive.org/details/plainfaorold00kell/page/302/mode/2up

This worked out great for Lenin and Stalin who just skipped the middle step and outlawed the church, then put their statues everywhere

My bad for judging without checking 😔

Hey I’ve seen this one! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Vincent