I heard this gif.

It went “Weeeeeooooo<leafy splash>” over and over again.

EDIT: wait. There’s actual sound. And it’s awesome.

Saying the universe was created, implies a creator.

I assume it was just something that happened.

So, y’all remember that twitter profile “Shit My Dad Says”?

One of them was “when people start talking about sick size, don’t whip out a ruler; keep your mouth shut, stuff your crotch and keep your pants on.”

(Or something like that.)

The more they insist that their nukes … whelp. The more we think we should let them whip one out.

Gotta keep the American dream alive.

Give people hope.

People with hope don’t revolt because they still have something to lose.

And brown sugar.

Gotta get those cinnamons-syrup-swirls, amirite?

I’m sure Ukraine could find a use. Maybe we tow it to a port of their choosing?

Where’s the Black Sea fleet hiding again?

Pretty sure any overt act against a nato member is going to lead to all of nato jumping Russia.

That’s kinda the point of the alliance.

Basically all medication has side effects.

Aspirin works by blocking production of cyclooxygenase, which, causes platelets not to produce thromboxane A2, effectively permanently rendering affected platelets useless.

COX also reduces productions of prostaglandins which mediates pain- basically, causing your nerves to pay attention to pain signals. (I’m sure some one who’s actually a doctor or nurse is swearing at me by now…) and also triggers more inflammation.

COX also increases production of PGE2 (another prostaglandin,) which is what triggers the fever response.

This is how most NSAIDs work, though they each have other side effects, that are different from the others.

Well. It can’t all be snake oil.

I mean people get suspicious of snake oil literally cures… like… everything…

They’re never going to accept a ceasefire deal with out… motivation to do so.

That’s going to have to start with blocking all aid, and probably sanctions.

Seriously. Netanyahu wants this genocide. He wants war with Lebanon/hezbolla and ultimately Iran. And no, he doesn’t really give a fuck what else gets destabilized because of it.

At the moment? Yes.

But Pootie-Boo there never meant to stop with just Ukraine. Which is why NATO was expanding so much so quick.

Well, they want a second one for the helicopter, because that’s loud and it annoys them with their coming and goings

I’m still trying to figure out how evergrande hasn’t collapsed into the cesspit

His password is probably still MAGA2020

For like. Everything.

You’re not providing your bank credentials directly to the third-party, either. They use OAuth-like systems to log you in, typically. I’m not familiar with Ozow, specifically, but from what I can tell about their company, they appear to be doing mostly the same things as Plaid.

Plaid or Ozow is the third party. You’re using their system, which they control, to provide your credentials.

You’re trusting that a) they’re not malicious and b) they have their shit together and c) even though they do have their shit together someone doesn’t find a random exploit anyhow.

As for the first. yeah. that’s a problem. At that point it really doesn’t matter, does it? why would you trust Ozow or anyone else in that sort of environment with your banking credentials? or even the bank with your money?

You do realize that if the bank authorizes a transfer, that you did not… it’s wire fraud and they’re obligated to refund that cash, regardless if they recoup the cash or not.

Their fuck up, their loss.

On the other hand, if you give your credentials to a 3rd party, that’s against the ToS none of us actually read, and if something happens to your account; they’re going to deem it as your fuck up.

As for whatever technobabble Plaid wants to use, even if they’re insured… you’re not, unless you can prove in court that they were the source of the breach. Their lawyers are probably better than yours.

You shouldn’t trust Plaid either.

Especially if all they’re doing is looking for the routing and account number. Because that’s just as easy to give.

If you’d like, I can show you. Just uh, need you to sign a waiver saying you authorize this little demonstration and accept all risks.

Also, gonna need your login credentials…

That’s what wire transfers are for.

There should be no need for you to give them your credentials. Also, be aware that if you do give a third party credentials, and you get hacked, your banks going to blame you for being stupid.

Because it is stupid.

How stupid is it? Not even the bank support staff will ask for your credentials.

Shhhh…

we don’t speak of that.