Yeah the Meijer by us is sensitive like this and when it starts inevitably flashing with approval needed an employee comes over, scans their badge and an overhead security camera clip of me scanning the last item displays on screen.

Which is so awkward to have to stand there with this employee who I’m sure is just as sick of the process as I am.

I don’t shoplift and I enter all produce honestly, it makes me want to start scanning my avacado as bananas.

Whoops, sorry, that was my Lincoln Park discography

I wish I could remember the first time I watched this

Whoooooa, TIL Michael Shannon was in Groundhog Day! He only came on my radar after watching the movie Take Shelter, then he really stuck with me.

Non-Euclidean anatomy

What are you going to do, stab me?

-Student stabbed to death

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