Ayo internet understand shitposts.

<3 Based and Horsepilled!

1. Yes

2. Yes

Jokes on you, clown, I’m never butt-hurt, only butt-turned-on!

Disdaining the “technically correct” pedants is freeing, try it sometime, you might like it ;)

Damn, I always thought it was called Shreckoslovakia, my history books growing up were sadly outdated :'(

I, uh, errr, uhhhhh…

Motions vaguely at the four-legged animals

They’re just different, trust me, okay???

Ah yes, good ole technically correct, the weakest and most schlubby shade of correct, whatever would we do without it?

I love to sing, how does one get better at singing?

Boy do I have a song for you!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJ5ZViYhHQ

I remember growing up there was this Amish person who worked at one of the yokel gas stations. They would ride their horse to work and hitch it up for their shift, and then ride it home. It’s doable!

Can’t legally drink and ride

On a scale of 1 to YEEEEE-HAAAAWWWWW, I rate that as a yeeeee-NAAWW.

1. If you think a horse has the environmental impact of an automobile, I have a bridge to sell you

2. Horses aren’t cows

This reads as a shitpost, but I’ll advise on the chance it isn’t and you’re in a crazy deadly situation.

Make a show of applying for remote Jobs ASAP, do it tomorrow. Dress up nice for the “E-meetings”, and then hop in discord or something with a friend and have an “Interview” that goes well.

Then, explain to your family that you need to submit documents to HR to complete onboarding. Get ALL your personal documents in hand, and then ride off into the sunset away from them.

I guess you were born in the 1950s, kids these days just don’t know…

This

One can assume that said AI is a confused moron, or that poaching is a legal crime, not a moral one XD

Shit, they’re on to me!

Oh wow ig I mustn’t know what I’m talking about, I tried to post and all I saw was:

Back on the old place I subbed to the religious meme subs of all the religions I did not beleive in, because they actually had fire memes, rather than the Atheist sub cringers.

Very based, very cool, thank you Kanye