How are they not getting the book thrown at them by Microsoft?

Some people will say that science has gone too far. I, however, do not think it has gone far enough.

I wonder if anyone rich enough has decided on undertaking the quest to get and hold as many citizenships as possible.

There’d probably be difficulty though getting simultaneous citizenships for North Korea / South Korea citizenship, Russia / Ukraine, or Republic of China / People’s Republic of China.

Durov – who has citizenship in France as well as Russia, the United Arab Emirates, and the Caribbean archipelago of St. Kitts and Nevis

How can someone have four simultaneous citizenships?

Is it money? Gotta be money.

Line go up 💹

That turret came down lollypop stick first.

Huh. That’s why it is never working for me.

And it gave you your daily dose of crazy in the pre-Internet age.

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

Well that’s good because otherwise I wouldn’t know where to point it.

This is why you need to be very careful when pledging an allegiance to any organization. Some are good, some are good but flawed, and some are ok with outright war crimes. Those tend to be also ok with murder of even their own members.

Really depends on the employer. One gave me a nice 3 months severance for being laid off. Another only gave me a weeks notice and only two weeks of severance. That sucked since bills continue to come in but now you gotta take a savings hit unless you can find a job in 2 weeks.

I ended up finding another job, but it took a few months and now I’m trying to crawl out of that debt hole.

Free flowers! 🌻

Jesus is having sex today.

Bye Snapchat.

F

I was disappointed when the US Congress cafeteria renamed Freedom Fries back to French Fries.

201.946 miles per hour for the Americans

Or about 3537 football fields per hour

This is why super tacky, gaudy, ridiculous ties should be worn. It draws attention away from the quality of your work so you can do it with complete mediocrity that’s symbolic of bureaucracy.

Contrasting bright colors. Polka dots. Razzle Dazzle. American flag. Busy stripes. Mildly phallic and vaginal but not quite HR reportable.

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties‽