I’m your host Will “T-Bone” Riker and welcome to Deltas, Directives, and Docks. Today we’re checking out the Sisko restaurant, they’ve got gumbo so good it makes founders grow frosted tips. The only war in this Dominion is the one I’m going to wage on these succulent crawfish.

There’s coffee in that light beam!

Looks like you saw right through the marketing. Seems like that product failed to materialize. It fairs to reason those claims were intangible.

You can’t tuna fish otherwise you risk it becoming a bass.