Gumby

There was a guy that was the owner’s favorite at a place I worked years ago. Among all the other shit he would regularly get away with, one time he wrote all over the door to another employee’s office with a highlighter. Since that shit’s permanent, the door had to be repainted. This guy owns the company now.

Don’t

Which the teacher failed (assuming this is real)

I had no idea Lemmy even had avatars until I read this post. So I went into my profile out of curiosity - even though I already had “Show Avatars” checked, I’ve never seen a user’s avatar on here before. I did upload one for my own profile though for the hell of it.

I’m not sure what word you meant to say, but I don’t think it was supposed to be “stigma”?

Smegma?

Sorry, I couldn’t resist…

That’s everyone in IT

USA, Catholic school - Sex Ed was nonexistent

Lord of the Rings Marathon

Gamers on Discord are “normies”? What a take, lol

I just fired Bannerlord back up the other day for the first time in a while. It’s come a long way!

Good list! I would probably just also add a battery powered drill.

If it makes you feel better, from a purely environmental perspective, drinking soda from aluminum cans is probably way better than plastic bottles due to higher aluminum recycling rates and much higher efficiency of the aluminum recycling process compared to plastic.

FAKE! Obviously no self-respecting Apple iPhone user would own a Windows PC. Gotta keep it all in that walled garden, baby!

Because I voted early in person

It might not work so flawlessly on the 2nd, 3rd, or 100th time though. I use ChatGPT semi-frequently for coding, while it generally does a surprisingly good job, I often find things it overlooks, and need to keep prompting it for further refinements, or just fix it myself.

Ask a ridiculous question, get a ridiculous answer

• Spawn
• Baby Driver
• Garden State
• the Lord of the Rings trilogy

That’s my favorite one to use

I have 3 main use cases for the Windows key:

1. Bring up the start menu and immediately type “cmd” + Enter to bring up a command prompt
2. Windows + L to lock the computer when I step away
3. Windows + arrow keys to move windows around on the screen and “dock” them to the sides of the screen (although this hasn’t been consistently working for me more recently)

I don’t think I ever use it for anything else. So yes, I do use it to bring up the start menu, but generally only to specifically bring up a command prompt window - all of my other commonly used programs are pinned to the taskbar so I can fire them up with a single click.

Meh, the constant threat of being thrown violently out into oblivion was most of the fun!