232 at the libary dewey. 232 at the libary

the height, he ate the wax off his edam and you’re not supposed to do that its also why hes red

so being a made up pagan and growing up in a cult i don’t quite understand christianity. is the reason easter was so late this year because jesus saw his shadow on mardi gras?

all i have right now is a couple verses or something about getting way too drunk at chilis i’ma share it with the gang next friday see how it goes. it’s in the workshop

There is no good side here

If you can’t rip big fat fatties around your date do you really want to be dating them

The report we were given says nothing. True health report as follows:

Also thanks this is gonna be a song

Is that a young Jason Bateman

It stopped being shocking

I’ve been through three Chinese restaurants since then. I think it’s just been a rough year for noodles

counterpoint, the best fried rice i ever et was ruined when they added a buffet to the restaurant. within a year all their food became overly greasy and they went out of business. i can’t stand fried rice now, i haven’t found fried rice anywhere that good. they ruined it for me. damn buffets.

For some reason I feel like all of these things need to be three word phrases so this two word one, I must change it to “Alles Gegen Nazis”

He was a willing participant in trump’s administration and did one good thing

When not if. It’s going to organize another 9/11

Haldo. I am Nole Ksum, from far away! (yes, that will do) and I think it would be quite corking if you gave all your uteruses to the local edgelord memesmith billionaire factory.

Forcing others to find new suppliers is how you find out they built their own supply chains that exclude you. Business 201

depends on the region. i wouldn’t wear it in new york. out west, nobody gives a fuck. fashion rules vary.

My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.

One of my favorite authors is PG Wodehouse and if I ever inadvertently phrase something like him I consider it a good day. He has 9 gazillion novels, 2 plots, and all of them are worth reading because of the way he can turn a phrase.