Hoagie

And don’t forget all those overseas territories, too.

No, that’s a cryptid from the Americas. You’re thinking of a chimichanga.

I’d like to see him come back for an episode and try to play the right-wing pundit satirization, only to keep getting out-crazied by the actual right-wing pundits.

The children yearn for the mines, the chickens yearn for the mouth.

Except once you have the turbines and panels, you don’t have to keep importing resources to run them. Sure, you might need parts for maintenance, but if things go south it’s a lot easier to reverse engineer parts than to find new oil suppliers.

holy hell