There’s probably higher quality pictures out there, but I figured this would work

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/nasa-internship-twitter-controversy

This feels so american lmao

Fake: anon goes outside

Gay: anon has a GuyFriend

I love manual driving! Sure it didn’t go super smooth when I first started, but after 2 years, I don’t even realize I’m shifting automatically. But it might be me that I want to have control over my car, rather than it driving for me.

Had a HTC One M8 back in the day. Had a lot of fun confusing the shit out of the teachers after turning off the audio system and projector lmao

Last mission I recall was releasing someone from a prison which ended up in a killing spree of half the town lol

The end of the mission had a really sick weather presence that make me go “wow”

I love Red Dead for their sick graphics. The story just doesn’t grasp me as much, which is such a bummer!

True. Edited my comment to be more accurate :)

If something is free, you’re the product in almost all cases.

What is project 2025

Fake and gay

This caught me so off guard lmao

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So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek’s massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it’s ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn’t look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn’t happen again.

When Pascal-B was detonated, the blast went straight up the test shaft, launching the cap into the atmosphere at a speed of more than 66 km/s (41 mi/s; 240,000 km/h; 150,000 mph).

Woaw. Just wow.

Very interesting article, thanks for quoting it lol

These comments are more enjoyable than the greentext itself

Some people are so greedy smh

I just love how Raymond thinks about donations. “Money is not my motivation.” And forwards to the people that contribute the most by provoding filter lists for everyone!

I’ve had mine for almost 2.5 years and it still smells like it. Good thing, as I cannot get enough of it

What I have been doing ^