I keep a little bottle of tanning lotion under my pillow for the Tanman in case he comes to town.
I keep a little bottle of tanning lotion under my pillow for the Tanman in case he comes to town.
Strange way to call yourself out, but you do you.
OH THE HUMANITY
Good old finger-wagging to wash their hands of atrocities. “Hey man, we told them not to do it.”
Let me introduce a fresh hell: we call them Apex screws.
Famous blockade runners DHL.
Best part was that SMS was specifically designed to use the current infrastructure at the time without inducing any real demand on it. It didn’t cost the companies much of anything to implement it.
You can be entertaining without stealing other people’s work and claiming it as your own.
I’m not a huge fan of your concept of “fun.”
Gross. I’d hate having to live an extra ~20 years.
“I can’t understand a fuckin’ thing in here.”
Remember when TP companies lied to us and said that bigger tubes made it easier to unwind the paper, and had nothing to do at all with being able to charge the same amount for less TP?
Anyway yeah, this tube is ridiculous.
Rise Of Tenants, Fuck Landlords.
Eh, I tried.
There’s… water in milk.
Does anybody ewse feew wike having a giggiw when I say the name… Biggus Dickus?