“Corporate wishes to play a little game. Whom do you value more? Your co-workers or the customers? If you report this health code violation, the store may have to shut down and everyone working there laid off. If you remain silent, you may indirectly kill countless customers. You have 30 seconds to decide.” - Ronald “Jigsaw” McDonald

There’s no way my broke ass would ever have that much cash.

I don’t know what I would call it, but I have been wanting a more furry style for quite a while. Like hoodies that have ears on the hood (or hats with the same), things that are actually fuzzy and such, tail belts that actually work as belts, etc. Not just character designs on t-shirts or just using furry art on the clothing.

Cash. No app part. Just cash.

Oh shit. A Japanese cat!

Bows politely

So what’s actually new or different about what has already existed for quite a while now?

I really wanna know if Japanese cats sound different than American cats and actually say “nya” instead of “meow.”

Watch 'em fuck up and cut the wrong cable and now the entire country of Russia doesn’t have Internet access.

If my dog looked like that I’d shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.

This might just be because California made it law, but Walmart’s only dress code was that you had to wear jeans and their supplied vest. They couldn’t tell you how to have your hair, that you couldn’t have visible tats or piercings, etc.

Head shops probably don’t care much, too. Just make sure you’re actually on drugs if they drug test you.

Just stop the dumbass kid from climbing over the railing. No vest needed.

Eating a uranium rod would give them plenty of calories to last the rest of their life.

So my biology class in high school had an FFA requirement and at one of the FFA events I had to attend, there was some presentation about animal husbandry that involved some clips of semen collection from horses and I noticed in one of them that you could see by the shadows on the ground, that the person assisting the horse was eating the cum off his hand. I pointed it out and the whole event got stopped as they freaked out over having shown bestiality to a ton of kids.

I know it has to be Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon because it’s the only movie I ever watched enough to literally wear out the tape when I only had it on VHS. There were times in high school I would just play it on repeat all day.

Angels With Filthy Souls

The “adult” movie Kevin watches in Home Alone. Apparently the main dude who was supposed to be in those didn’t show up so they just had some janitor or tech fill in and he went full ham on that shit and made it something to remember.

There’s also the McBane movie in The Simpsons that shows up in multiple episodes and if you connected them all together they actually make a coherent story line (it’s just riffing off Lethal Weapon anyway).

I just won’t use any apps that do this. Simple.

If you have a choice of buying food for a month or buying a video game, and you choose the video game, I am not sure the problem is with the game.

Not having enough in-game smut is a bigger issue.

TIL mountain dew is flavored with Doritos dust.

Have you tried using something more accurate than a .50 DE? You’ll never kill if you keep missing.

Either they believe in God and are afraid of punishment, or they are atheists and simply do not have any desire to fire arrows into the crowd.