The butterfly effect of that would be weird because all of our brain rot slang would change then.

You teleported to somewhere safe and private, you won’t fall to your death and nobody will see you lol.

I remember seeing that people can write the address on a potato and the USPS will deliver it if it has the right amount of stamps, so I suppose its possible. Definitely not “illegal” but the chances it gets thrown in the trash are high.

Oh I think you’re the first person to suggest music! That is a really good idea, provided you don’t die of dysentery of course.

Heres the thing though, you can write, but can you write and read Middle English from the 1300’s? There are some similar words but its a very different language than what you and I are used to, it’s another 200 years before Shakespeare and most English speakers struggle with even as far back as that.

I just asked AI to write my above comment in Middle English

“Lo! Her is the thinge, but thou mayst writen, canstow yet writen and reden in the Englissh of the thrittene hundred yere? Certes, ther ben som wordes ylich, but it is ful divers from that which thou and I ben y-used to. Two hundred wynters yet moot passen er Shakspere shal come, and fele folk that speken now Englyssh han gret strif to undirstanden that tyme.”

Apperently billionaires do the same exact thing my broke ass does all day, bitch about their life on the internet, so probably just a lot of that, but from the bathroom of a yatch instead of the bathroom of a trailer.

Now you’re a witch

Yeah, I did it backwards. Like I knew it was the 1300’s but when I said the century, I went back a diget instead of forward.

I don’t think our English is anywhere close to Olde English though, we might be hardly able to understand them ourselves, and I don’t think they would understand us at all.

I also feel like suggesting people wash their hands, and having it work, would immediately get you accused of being a witch.

Oh! You could start Mormonism! Its super new as far as religions go, and it was mad easy to convince the masses it was real, all you do is say you have special tablets of text that only you have been given the ability to read by God, and BAM new religion just launched and you’re the leader.

This seems like a good idea, but you would have to make a lot of changes to make it relevant to the times. I think it could work

I live in rural America and can’t say I have the same experience as you do. I (34F) dress like a “bum” 99% of the time (T-Shirts, jeans/leggings, hair thrown in a bun) and thats how most of my busy friends dress too when they are not at work. However I do think if you live in a city or just a more populated area that its realistic to think you may end up on camera at any point during the day, and you want to look good for that, so you could feel compelled to try and always look your best.

Every once in a while, I do get full glam to go to the local grocery store because I really don’t go anywhere else, and I want a reason to “dress up” and I can imagine that there’s a lot of that going on too.

One of the oldest memes I have in the memory bank too, a meme before they were even called memes.

It also doesn’t make sense, virgin nerds notice boobs WAY more than people that are getting laid.

You’re literally just making things up so you don’t sound like a fool. Its VERY clear to anyone with critical thinking skills or who has spent more than a week on the internet that the message is “If you can’t see the titties you’re gay bro” its painfully obvious. You just want to argue with someone and picked a very stupid hill to die on.

Its not like its a new meme its been around for a decade and it has ALWAYS meant the same thing. Your nerd interpretation doesn’t make sense at all because there is no correlation between not noticing what titties look like and being a nerd, obviously nerds like titties, its not logical, you just desperately want to be angry about something right now.

You sound ridiculous, implying that being gay is bad news is exactly what homophobia is.

Because of homophobia.

You pay less taxes, its easier to get a loan (if you both have good credit), you automatically have all the rights to know about their health in an emergency situation, whereas a girlfriend/boyfriend needs to go through extra steps, some of which are impossible in an emergency. Some people also view marriage as a very religious thing and so that part of it is a big deal to them.

It’s always a bad idea to move in with your partner’s parents if you don’t absolutely have to. I think teens and early 20’s is too young to move in with a partner period but I also met my husband when I was 17 and moved in with him almost right away and thats been working for the last 18 years. I still think we’re the exception to the rule though and it’s not exactly a healthy way to start your adult life.