Quite the theory you’ve got there.

Ah, I know what you’re getting at. Honestly, it sounds incredibly plausible. 4chan’s porn has always been…off.

Ok, I’ll bite.

Why?

Real talk, an asteroid wiping us out would only expedite the inevitable. If we could pull together and deflect an asteroid, there’s hope. If not, we failed the test and die with the consequences. But we don’t need the asteroid to fail this test. We’re making great strides towards destroying our home with home field advantage.

Incel misogynistic slur for “woman”, referring to their genitals as resembling roast beef.

This is what I would do. My charisma stat is way higher than it was as a kid, so I might be able to make my school years less hell.

The term “attention theft” is some dystopian shit, and just probable enough to make me vomit in my mouth.

This one’s on my bingo card.

You sound like an ad. It triggered my uncanny valley response. Please never do that again.

Did you stub your head?

I don’t think I know what progress looks like anymore.

Outside of like farm animals, I think it’s unlikely that most people are just okay with all but one animal being killed. I know I’m not okay with it, and I’m hardly special. I also know I’m not remotely in the position to do anything meaningful about it, and I suspect that is the case for most people. Perhaps you’re confusing inaction with apathy.

That’s…that’s just a lie. Why are you telling such an obvious lie? What do you gain? What does anyone at all gain from you being so obviously wrong?

“If this is a choice that can be made, please allow me to make a similar, arguably more humane choice.”

It’s not that complicated choom.

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Yeah, I don’t think it was meant to be pretty lol

I want you to know that you are deeply hated.

I’d vote for him.

Obviously.

The US wishes it could be as brazen as China is. Give it time.