I wouldn’t. If my ex-partner decided to have an affair without thinking of the consequences, I’m not obligated to do it in their stead. I’d be covering for their fuck up and become a welcome mat.

Having said that, I’m a product of divorce and I knew from a very young age who fucked up and why. If my parent had told me at that age why I wouldn’t go, I would’ve understood. But then again, I’m not your kid.

I ordered more edibles for tomorrow which means I have an extra one for today and I won’t run out like I thought I would.

It’s so bright I feel it in my retinas.

I’m glad you guys are looking at the bright side of life 😊

When you swipe your credit card and leave a generous tip, of course!

Oops, they only managed to uncover systematic sex abuse. Better luck next time, dang it.

What in the fresh hell is this? 💀

And don’t try to stand in some place idly outside for more than a minute. They call that “loitering” and it’s the barbaric act of experiencing being alive in public without spending a dime.

Seggs

Maybe they a word

Nah, those are and will always be free–if you’re lucky. 😼😹 Grab 'em while you can (without bite marks).

Avocados for your avocado toast. Smh.

I think they meant to say modern American, no?

Same. America, I loved you, but it’s not me, it’s you.

What language is this? (Thanks for including a translation)

I hope Trump turns out to be the best president in history. Prove me wrong, conservatives. I want to hear how it’s going by the fourth year.

While I mostly agree, but let’s not underestimate Chinese education and the culture built around overachieving.

Mexico probably doesn’t the will.

Yup, we do not. We have enough problems at home created or perpetuated by Americans like gun violence, organized crime and now gentrification on top of everything else. Good luck.

If my stupid family members is any indication, by “great economy” they mean they got one or two paychecks in the mail during Covid: “He made me rich!” Yes he did, you minimum wage slave.

Their empathy chip for anyone outside their tiny circle is missing.