Weird Al

Bluesky, you were the chosen one, you had to destroy Twitter/X, not join by force. You were going to give balance to the force, not leave it in the dark.

At this rate we will end up proving Jack Dorsey right when he left Bluesky.

But everything else is stupid

Why are Hindus eating more Domino’s pizza?

These are not signs of a recession, but rather signs of a special economic operation.

-Message from the Russian Government

Palantir will only be available on Microsoft government servers that usually run Linux, the news does not say it will be on Windows.

They don’t want apps that collect personal data.

This technology will not be published until the GPT-3 code is released.

It will soon be an Olympic sport

Well, you have to see, but Google Fiber is a division of Alphabet. Although the closest thing to that was in 2016 when it halted its expansion plans.